So I wrote to Santa asking for a new Marblehead and 10 Rater and to my disappointment this morning there was nothing outside or inside the chimney. I looked up inside just to make sure one hadn't got stuck on the bend.
Santa even had the cheek to neck the extra large whisky we left out and in desperate last effort, we tried to bribe Rudolf with the biggest carrot.
How come Santa neglected me. Do the Elves not know how to build the fastest boats and sails or was there no room for larger items like racing yachts on the sleigh. I thought with a bit of Christmas magic dust I would get a world beater.
Maybe I wasn't on my best behaviour this year? Ah well it's back to the drawing board. I will write again next year.